how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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