i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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