He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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