oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there's paper in my vomit.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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