Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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