Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
my poor anus
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