I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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