I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i drank out of a bidet.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I want a musical about memes.
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