Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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