i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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