About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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