The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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