He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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