Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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