So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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