i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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