: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fuck appropriateness.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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