She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
