it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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