I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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