if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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