No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she peed on how many people?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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