Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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