if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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