I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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