we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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