Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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