Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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