Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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