if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
