Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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