Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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