Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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