if you like me you must not know who I am
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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