The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
