Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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