I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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