Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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