i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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