wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament