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• (815): View more from Illinois

  the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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• (707): View more from California

  the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is it working?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i apologize, I may have called you an iguana

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Mistakes were made

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