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• (425): View more from Washington

  Hi

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  Babe...You're really smothering me right now

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  What are you wearing to our high school reunion?

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  I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"

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• (954): View more from Florida

  It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?

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• (949): View more from California

  I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.

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• (650): View more from California

  He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.

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