Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
come find me please
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married