why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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