just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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