Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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