Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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