either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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