yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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