there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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