goodnight i made you a song goodbye
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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