ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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