6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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