I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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