I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Randomize
