My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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