I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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