I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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