people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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